Setting the scene...
In the kitchen making lunch. The Littlest Beauties are playing with Chloe's new matchbox cars.
Chloe starts up a conversation...
"Mommy, this weekend at Grammy's, Molli and I were pretending."
"You were? What were you pretending?"
"We were pretending that we were "stoned."
I am smiling at this point.
"Oh, you were pretending you were what?"
"Like we were "stoned."
"Yea, you know pretending like we were "STONED!"
I am trying to disguise laughter now, because she is so sweet and innocent.
"What does "stoned" look like?"
"Well, you know."
"How do I know?"
"You know, just..."stoned."
Now I am rolling.
"Mommy you know "stoned" like this..."
She looks at me and freezes her entire body. "We were stoned! Like made out of "stoned!"
Fighting back tears I am laughing so hard.
"We were statues, made of "stone."
"Made of stones, you were statues made of "stones."
"Yes Mom...that is what I have been trying to tell you!"
So sweet and innocent my little Chloe.
Sugar Mommy...get your head out of the gutter!
Glad to know Grammy and Papa were playing statues...and there were no bongs involved in this kind of "stoned"...hopefully life will stay that way for a long long long time!
updated...not that I probably need to actually state it...my parents DO NOT have a bong!